- This is not me sexting. This is not me sexting. This is not me sexting. Okay. It’s me sexting.
- Just the thought of spending time with you excites me. No really. There’s certain parts of me that are exceptionally excited…
- Oh, nothing. I just wanted you to feel my vibration.
- You: 192y - (62*84) = 12x + 45y solve for x and then graph... Likely Reply: ???
You: You make me harder than algebra. - Stop making me think about you. Iʼm busy.
- Any chance you’re in the mood for some fun? The bed asked me to ask you.
- I would go shopping with you, but I donʼt want you to be tempted to make out with me in the dressing room.
- Did you know that LIPS and KISS are typed the same way on your phone?
- Our next kiss is going to be epic, don’t you think?
- It wasnʼt my fault I fell for you, you tripped me.
- You: I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back.
Likely Reply: What?!!! You: “Nice butt!” - Have I told you that I want to kiss today? Because I want to kiss you.
- I woke up today and thought something was missing. So I grabbed my cell phone and looked up our last round of sexting. All better now.
- Its big. It’s warm. It’s fuzzy. Before you get ideas – it’s a big HUG from me to you!
- Seeing your name pop up on my phone screen makes me grin like an idiot. Well, that and get all hot and sweaty. I think I better go take a cold shower.
- Just think, if you take all your clothes off for me, you’d lose 2 pounds just like that!
- My idea of safe sex with you is a padded headboard.
- "Thou art to me a delicious torment." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
- "Make me immortal with a kiss." - Christopher Marlowe
- I keep thinking about how good you looked last time we were together. In bed. Naked.
- If nothing lasts forever, could us making out be my nothing?
- The back of my throat hurts, can you kiss it and make it better?
- You leave me wanting nothing more than wanting more of you.
- You’re going to love the outfit I’m wearing to bed tonight.
- I’m not wearing any underwear right now. Just saying.
- I can’t wait to be alone with you again.
- If you kiss my neck, I’ll do anything you say. Knowledge is power, so use it wisely.
- Just wanted to let you know that I just got out of the shower.
- My thoughts of you are particularly R-rated today.
- This text entitles you to one kiss on the body part of your choice. Choose wisely…
- I can’t wait to be by your side again. Or on top if you prefer.
- Just thinking about all the things we could do if we were back at our place right now.