• This is not me sexting. This is not me sexting. This is not me sexting. Okay. It’s me sexting.


    • Just the thought of spending time with you excites me. No really. There’s certain parts of me that are exceptionally excited…


    • Oh, nothing. I just wanted you to feel my vibration.


    • You: 192y - (62*84) = 12x + 45y solve for x and then graph...                                       Likely Reply: ???
      You: You make me harder than algebra.


    • Stop making me think about you. Iʼm busy.


    • Any chance you’re in the mood for some fun? The bed asked me to ask you.


    • I would go shopping with you, but I donʼt want you to be tempted to make out with me in the dressing room.


    • Did you know that LIPS and KISS are typed the same way on your phone?


    • Our next kiss is going to be epic, don’t you think?


    • It wasnʼt my fault I fell for you, you tripped me.


    • You: I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back.
      Likely Reply: What?!!! You: “Nice butt!”


    • Have I told you that I want to kiss today? Because I want to kiss you.


    • I woke up today and thought something was missing. So I grabbed my cell phone and looked up our last round of sexting. All better now.


    • Its big. It’s warm. 
It’s fuzzy. 
Before you get ideas – it’s a big HUG from me to you!


    • Seeing your name pop up on my phone screen makes me grin like an idiot. Well, that and get all hot and sweaty. I think I better go take a cold shower.


    • Just think, if you take all your clothes off for me, you’d lose 2 pounds just like that!


    • My idea of safe sex with you is a padded headboard.


    • "Thou art to me a delicious torment." - Ralph Waldo Emerson


    • "Make me immortal with a kiss." - Christopher Marlowe


    • I keep thinking about how good you looked last time we were together. In bed. Naked.


    • If nothing lasts forever, could us making out be my nothing?


    • The back of my throat hurts, can you kiss it and make it better?


    • You leave me wanting nothing more than wanting more of you.


    • You’re going to love the outfit I’m wearing to bed tonight.


    • I’m not wearing any underwear right now. Just saying.


    • I can’t wait to be alone with you again.


    • If you kiss my neck, I’ll do anything you say. Knowledge is power, so use it wisely.


    • Just wanted to let you know that I just got out of the shower.


    • My thoughts of you are particularly R-rated today.


    • This text entitles you to one kiss on the body part of your choice. Choose wisely…


    • I can’t wait to be by your side again. Or on top if you prefer.


    • Just thinking about all the things we could do if we were back at our place right now.